Return & Refund Policy – wonkachocolatebars.com
(Updated October 2024 – Simple, Fair, No BS)
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60-Day “Love It or Get Your Money Back” Guarantee
You have a full 60 days from the day your package lands to try our Wonka Mushroom Chocolate Bars. If for any reason you’re not 100% obsessed (taste, effects, packaging, vibes, anything), just email us and we refund every penny. No questions. No “used product” excuses. Even if you ate the whole bar and just didn’t like the trip, we still refund you. -
How to Return (Takes 2 Minutes)
Send one email to support@wonkachocolatebars.com with:
– Your order number
– One sentence why you want a refund
That’s it. You don’t even have to ship anything back. We trust you. -
Instant Refunds – Same Hour on Weekdays
Once you email us, refunds are processed within 1 hour (Mon–Fri 9 a.m.–6 p.m. PST) and within 12 hours on weekends. Money back to your original payment method instantly. Crypto refunds sent within 5 minutes. -
Wrong Flavor or Damaged in Shipping?
We send you a brand-new replacement bar the same day + you keep the original one for free. Zero cost to you. Ever. -
Lost or Seized by Customs (Extremely Rare)
If USPS says “delivered” but you never got it, or it somehow gets seized (has happened exactly 3 times in 3 years), we reship your entire order for free or full refund – your choice. No proof needed. -
Non-Refundable Only If…
Literally nothing is non-refundable. We have never denied a single refund request since we opened in 2022. 18,000+ orders, 100% refund rate when requested.
This is the strongest return policy in the entire mushroom chocolate space because we know once you taste our bars, you’re never sending them back anyway. You’re just gonna order more.
Questions? Hit us up 24/7 on live chat or email. We actually answer.
Welcome to the family.
— The Wonka Team ❤️
https://wonkachocolatebars.com/